Life lately

I have been feeling pretty sorry for myself lately. Boo-hoo I don’t have a life partner any more. Shit, I thought I had the retirement years all planned out. Well hell, I basically lived for free because my husband payed for everything. The pity party needs to end. Yes, it’s sad things didn’t work out. But it’s sadder if I don’t move the fuck on.

B-GE

I am going to be a grandma again! I already have a beautiful granddaughter, Penelope. She is a delight. She’s smart, inquisitive and sweet. And now to add to that makes my heart swell. And it means I’ll have another little voice calling me B-GE. which stands for Best Grandma Ever, lol.

Below Deck

OMG! Did anybody see tonight’s episode of Below Deck? The charter guests were nightmares! Upset over pasta being served in a bowl? Check! Self entitlement? Check! Oddly intrusive visits to neighboring yachts? Check! These women were all over the place. “We don’t want carbs.” 10 minutes later? “Can you make us spaghetti?” SO glad I don’t have to deal with that kind of shit any more.

New year

Today I threw away my bridal bouquet.